Brocabulary - Part 1. Brommunication

After the enlightening Bro Codes Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4 comes another part of bromanculture. The list of vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.

                            

aBroha – A way to say “hello” and “goodbye” to your bro.

Brocaine – Cocaine injested during a circle snort.

Brocrastination – Killing time with your bros in order to avoid something tedious and soulcrushing your girl has in store for you.

Breastinations – Places where chicks gather to be with their own.

Brotocol – A protocol to be followed by bros.

Brocial contract – A contract among bros that says you’re all there to drink until the bar closes, someone gets arrested, or someone gets violently ill.

Broordinates – Coordinates for finding a bro in a crowded room/party.

Bro- D. – To o.d. on a bro: “Oh man, don’t invite Reggie. I’m kind of bro-  D’ing on him. I’ve seen him three times this week and am suffering brolonged exposure.”

Bropacetic – Copacetic among bros; the opposite of fellodrama.

Brostalgia – Nostalgia for something you did with your bro or bros.

Brobituary – An obituary delivered at your bro’s wedding. Your bro’s life is over as he knows it!!

Brotographs – Photographs of your bro. Those Brodak Moments!!

Broing pains – Ah! The pains of growing among Bros!

Bro-  down – A two-beer peace summit in which you attempt to resolve your differences over a couple of brewskies.

Brofessor – A bro who still remembers how to add and substract.

                                                           

Bromance – Romance between two bros.

Bropose – When a bro proposes another bro to be his lifelong bro.

Bropponents—Bro bashers who are opposed to bromosexual relationship between two bros.

Cerebro – The bro who does the thinking for you. You’re R2-D-Dude and he’s C-3P-Bro.

Dudeonym – A name that only your dudes call you.

Dudescussion – A dudes-only discussion.

Dudevorce – A divorce between two bros who were in a brolationship.

Fellabrate – To celebrate with the fellas: “Jim just got divorced! Fellabration!”

Fellodrama – Melodrama between fellows.

Fembrace – A feminine embrace that causes you to wonder if a bro is “being straight with you.”

Frataclysm –  Something   earth-shattering that befalls a frat: a fratastrophic disaster that might lead to the downfall of a Greek empire, as seen in Animal   House, Revenge of the Nerds, Assault of the Party Nerds, and Old School.

Friendjamins – Hundred dollar bills, lent to a friend.

Galibi – An alibi you give your bros to make it look like you bailed for tail.

Guyamese twins – Two guys who are pretty much inseparable. Practically attached to eachother via a chumbilical cord!!

Guynamic –  The dynamic between bros. “Dude, this Yoko is totally throwing off the guynamic.”

Ho- blivion – The oblivion that bros sometimes vanish into when they get a ho.

Herfews - A curfew his wife has imposed, usually for clitiotic reasons.

Homieopathy – Hanging with your homies in order to take the hurt off of something like a bad breakup.

Hommitment – A commitment you made with a ho that prevents you from hanging out with your bros.

Manecdotes – Anecdotes among men.

Manalyze –  To analyze someone you’ve just met in order to determine his degree of manliness.

PAL 2000 – when a bro who seems to have your best interest at heart suddenly turns on you like HAL 2000 in  2001: A Space Odyssey, usually by giving you bad advice and claiming it’s for your own good.

Paltruism – Selflessly being there for your bro like you’re a real Brother Theresa.

Spawnversation – An awkward conversation about your bro’s kid.

Testosterzone – Places where men gather to be with other men.

Wannabro – A dork who tries to be a bro but is nothing but a wannabe. 

(To Be Continued)