After the enlightening Bro Codes Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4 comes another part of bromanculture. The list of vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
aBroha – A way to say “hello” and “goodbye” to your bro.
Brocaine – Cocaine injested during a circle snort.
Brocrastination – Killing time with your bros in order to avoid something tedious and soulcrushing your girl has in store for you.
Breastinations – Places where chicks gather to be with their own.
Brotocol – A protocol to be followed by bros.
Brocial contract – A contract among bros that says you’re all there to drink until the bar closes, someone gets arrested, or someone gets violently ill.
Broordinates – Coordinates for finding a bro in a crowded room/party.
Bro- D. – To o.d. on a bro: “Oh man, don’t invite Reggie. I’m kind of bro- D’ing on him. I’ve seen him three times this week and am suffering brolonged exposure.”
Bropacetic – Copacetic among bros; the opposite of fellodrama.
Brostalgia – Nostalgia for something you did with your bro or bros.
Brobituary – An obituary delivered at your bro’s wedding. Your bro’s life is over as he knows it!!
Brotographs – Photographs of your bro. Those Brodak Moments!!
Broing pains – Ah! The pains of growing among Bros!
Bro- down – A two-beer peace summit in which you attempt to resolve your differences over a couple of brewskies.
Brofessor – A bro who still remembers how to add and substract.
Bromance – Romance between two bros.
Bropose – When a bro proposes another bro to be his lifelong bro.
Bropponents—Bro bashers who are opposed to bromosexual relationship between two bros.
Cerebro – The bro who does the thinking for you. You’re R2-D-Dude and he’s C-3P-Bro.
Dudeonym – A name that only your dudes call you.
Dudescussion – A dudes-only discussion.
Dudevorce – A divorce between two bros who were in a brolationship.
Fellabrate – To celebrate with the fellas: “Jim just got divorced! Fellabration!”
Fellodrama – Melodrama between fellows.
Fembrace – A feminine embrace that causes you to wonder if a bro is “being straight with you.”
Frataclysm – Something earth-shattering that befalls a frat: a fratastrophic disaster that might lead to the downfall of a Greek empire, as seen in Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, Assault of the Party Nerds, and Old School.
Friendjamins – Hundred dollar bills, lent to a friend.
Galibi – An alibi you give your bros to make it look like you bailed for tail.
Guyamese twins – Two guys who are pretty much inseparable. Practically attached to eachother via a chumbilical cord!!
Guynamic – The dynamic between bros. “Dude, this Yoko is totally throwing off the guynamic.”
Ho- blivion – The oblivion that bros sometimes vanish into when they get a ho.
Herfews - A curfew his wife has imposed, usually for clitiotic reasons.
Homieopathy – Hanging with your homies in order to take the hurt off of something like a bad breakup.
Hommitment – A commitment you made with a ho that prevents you from hanging out with your bros.
Manecdotes – Anecdotes among men.
Manalyze – To analyze someone you’ve just met in order to determine his degree of manliness.
PAL 2000 – when a bro who seems to have your best interest at heart suddenly turns on you like HAL 2000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey, usually by giving you bad advice and claiming it’s for your own good.
Paltruism – Selflessly being there for your bro like you’re a real Brother Theresa.
Spawnversation – An awkward conversation about your bro’s kid.
Testosterzone – Places where men gather to be with other men.
Wannabro – A dork who tries to be a bro but is nothing but a wannabe.
(To Be Continued)