How do you know you are having a bad day?
Is it when you are walking along and you get hit by a truck?
Or is it when you are walking along and you get shot in the crotch before being hit by a truck?
Ouch.. Maybe this is not a perfect example. But it sure is something to think about!
You are certainly having a bad day when your Siamese twin brother, who is gay, has a date coming over tonight and you have only one ass!!
It sure is a bad day for you when the letter-bomb you sent to the Prime-Minister comes back to you because you didn’t pay enough postage!!
Or when your beloved bull decides to PING you in the sweet spot!
Or when your butt-like tummy decides to take a breather in the middle of a shopping mall!
Or when your bike decides to give up after you finally get that jump right!
Or when you are eaten up by a shark after almost being saved from the raging ocean!
Or when you drop from a height of 10000 feet to find yourself land amidst a swarm of hungry crocodiles!
But certainly the worst day any man can ever have in his life is when…
Now, that’s what I call a really Bad Day!!
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